Godzilla 1998

It took me about 3 weeks and watching, like, 40 minutes at a time to get through this movie. Honestly, I did try to give this one a good try, but as soon as I saw Godzilla, I checked out. Why was he sooooooo T-Rex like??? Godzillita…

The only redeeming thing about this was Matthew Broderick fanboying over biology and Godzilla being an asexual diva. Ugh. I can’t believe I own this DVD and the guy at Sweet Pickle Books was like “Just watch… wink” after I bought it for $3.