yuqiboy

i just made the most unbelievable chicken

bro, this is the kind of cooked meat that belongs on a fried meme. it’s almost fully pale barely yellowish and golden from the light frying i did and mostly helped by the butter (shouts to butter)

forcing myself to do something i don’t want to while i’m so angry or sad is also delightfully funny because. like. what, is this raw chicken going to kill me ? because it feels so uughsdghghugghwwegu gross on my hands and fingers and ughghg i gotta cut around the fat and the veiny bits bc i hate hate hate when i bite into them ? is this raw chicken going to murder me ? or what, i forget to wash my hands and the ghost of meaty residuals on my one singular chef’s knife that i currently own is going to somehow give me salmonella ? like, ofc not dude, so i will begrudgingly cook this stupid meat in the worst way possible because i have to !!! no more games, i gotta eat bitch !

I AM THE EPITOME OF CALM

puppycat loves to sleep on his litter mat (which is actually a bathmat i bought for $15 at target because it’s washable and effective as opposed to other litter mats which are actual garbage) and it bothers me so much bc yuck !! that’s where all your pee and poop particles are :( stop dorulu-ing in it ndngndkgndgn

but i get it tbh it’s the only comfy place in this room where i work and he wants to just hang out <3 stupid ass….MY stupid ass<3

i need to be playing catch with a baseball and glove rn

undid months of distance from garbage accounts that stressed me out, enabled unbecoming behavior, and generally were empty, hollow, pits of tired ass echos by logging into all of them and catching up at lightning speed within the span of 40 mins and took, like, 10000000 pts of psychic damage 😎😎😎

• i miss the modells by ditmars !!!
• wearing evangelion merch as a protective shield against skeptical christians in the area
• GOD’S IN HIS HEAVEN. ALL’S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
• wondering what the difference is between the punisher symbol with the american flag and then the regular one. both kinda suck, i think
• i’m on the dsny scheduled pick up site every week, juuuuust to be sure
• i miss dancing ! not like what i do now, but before covid and before i thought about what i looked like while dancing